A nerdy lawyer who discovers he has super powers

Decades ago n America there is a lawyer that is super nerdy. He had a super boring job. The job was near a forest and he worked till nine in the night. One night he worked late and he saw a meteor falling in the depths of the forest. He went to see what is was and there were two green heads that he saw first. The he saw long spotty green legs and antennas. He was curious and wanted to know more so he went to talk. But the aliens zapped him with a gun he got inconus.  

In the morning he felt wide awake. He was turing strong when he took a step his footsteps where deep. There was a huge gap in the ground and he said to himself”I can't jump that”.But he tried. He jumped and he jumped so far. He knew there was something wrong.  He flew the next time he jumped. He thought this was going to be a good change in his life. But then he thought he would never be the same.

So he looked for the aliens. Then when he went home he got colder and colder. Then when he went to his work which is on the top of the apartment. He was too warm. So he went outside and it cold. So he went and flew to space and it was super hot. He went to the moon and he saw a spaceship.

He went inside and the aliens were there. He asked them to fix the super powers so he can be back to normal.They wouldn't do it without a fight. He defeated them and he saw the very gun that shot him. He grabbed the gun and shot himself and he couldn't fly back.

The moral of the story is to leave thing alone of you don't know about it.